- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, bacon and compline.
- About 100 people choke to death on bacon each year.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating bacon at least three times a week.
- During severe windstorms, bacon may sway several feet to either side.
- The air around bacon is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
- You should always open bacon at least an hour before drinking it!
- Bacon has four noses.
- Bacon is incapable of sleep!
- Bacon is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into bacon.
I feel VERY informed now about my favorite subject!
In other news, the boring boar died last week, so the interesting boar moved in upstairs! YAY! Sometimes I can smell the entirely un-bacon-like yet somehow enticing odor of his manly butt!