Anya (anyaluvsbacon) wrote,

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More about BACON!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bacon!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, bacon and compline.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on bacon each year.
  3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating bacon at least three times a week.
  4. During severe windstorms, bacon may sway several feet to either side.
  5. The air around bacon is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  6. You should always open bacon at least an hour before drinking it!
  7. Bacon has four noses.
  8. Bacon is incapable of sleep!
  9. Bacon is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  10. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into bacon.
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I feel VERY informed now about my favorite subject!

In other news, the boring boar died last week, so the interesting boar moved in upstairs! YAY! Sometimes I can smell the entirely un-bacon-like yet somehow enticing odor of his manly butt!
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