Did you know that I was named after the patron demon of scorned women? I think that's cool! I think I deserve bacon for that! Also for not looking that ugly! BACON! I think I'll be the patron demon of dumped guinea pigs!
BACON! BACON! BACON! Oinky oinky oink!
When does Jackie get out of piggy prison and love me up? I'm tired of waiting! I'm also tired of waiting for BACON!